A blonde pushes her BMW onto a garage forecourt. When asked what was the problem she replied " it just died on me". A mechanic works on the car for a few minutes and then the car purrs sweetly into life once more. The blonde asks the mechanic"What's the story then?" he replies "Oh, just crap in the carburretor".
"How often will I have to do that then?" asks the Blonde.


A highway patrolman pulls alongside a speeding car. He looks across and is amazed to see the driver, a blonde woman, knitting at the wheel.  He puts on the siren and flashing lights, winds down the window and shouts to the driver "PULL OVER".
"NO!" the driver replies, "SCARF".