It had been 3 years since her husband passed away and still Gill had stubbornly refused to see anyone else. Her daughter Anna had persistently tried to get her to mingle again without sucess. One evening over dinner, Anna once again asked her mother if she would see anyone. For whatever reason, her mother said "yes, I think I could see somebody now". Her daughter was ecstatic. "that's great Mum, I know someone who would like to meet you". It therefore followed that Gill met Greg. They dated for a few weeks and then he asked her to go away for a weekend.
In the hotel room at the end of the day they both began to undress. Greg was naked but Gill was wearing black panties. "why the black panties?" asked Greg, "you can kiss my lips, you can fondle my breasts, but down there I am still in mourning". They still enjoyed a passionate night nonetheless. The next evening, as they once again undressed, Gill left her panties on again. She noticed that Greg was however, wearing a black condom. "why are you wearing that?" she said. " I want to offer my deepest condolences" replied Greg.